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Recently some of my friends told me their girlfriends are always bitching bout everything and can't understand what the fuck they ever want.
But dudes, the problem lies with you. Not your girlfriends.
You cannot give what your girlfriend wants because all girlfriends actually
speak in codes and you would have to learn to decode them.
Here are some of the codes that girls use excessively.
1) I'm fine. - Start paying more attention to me.
2) We need to talk. - I'm pregnant.
3) I love you so much! - I'm leaving you in 5 days and I'm keeping the presents.
4) You just don't understand me. - I know I'm not making sense.
5) I can't deal with this anymore. - I'm in the wrong, but you are going to forgive me.
6) Will you ever regret being with me? - My boobs isn't 34c. I'm wearing pads in my bra.
7) I going to meet some guy friends, I wont cheat I promise! - You got a small dick so don't blame me for fucking other men.
8) Don't worry I'm fine, just enjoy being with your friends. - Over the next hour, my subtle mind games and iced-cold voice is going to grind your guilty conscience to mental dust. You will come back and watch that chick flick with me and you are going to smile or else you are never going to see me naked again.
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(Hope it helps, just don't blame me in anyway if your relationship worsen.)
Recently some of my friends told me their girlfriends are always bitching bout everything and can't understand what the fuck they ever want.
But dudes, the problem lies with you. Not your girlfriends.
You cannot give what your girlfriend wants because all girlfriends actually
speak in codes and you would have to learn to decode them.
Here are some of the codes that girls use excessively.
1) I'm fine. - Start paying more attention to me.
2) We need to talk. - I'm pregnant.
3) I love you so much! - I'm leaving you in 5 days and I'm keeping the presents.
4) You just don't understand me. - I know I'm not making sense.
5) I can't deal with this anymore. - I'm in the wrong, but you are going to forgive me.
6) Will you ever regret being with me? - My boobs isn't 34c. I'm wearing pads in my bra.
7) I going to meet some guy friends, I wont cheat I promise! - You got a small dick so don't blame me for fucking other men.
8) Don't worry I'm fine, just enjoy being with your friends. - Over the next hour, my subtle mind games and iced-cold voice is going to grind your guilty conscience to mental dust. You will come back and watch that chick flick with me and you are going to smile or else you are never going to see me naked again.
author's notes
(Hope it helps, just don't blame me in anyway if your relationship worsen.)
